Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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