absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
how does that bad decision feel?
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