so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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