She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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