Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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