My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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