No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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