he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Less talking, more tequila
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
