When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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