Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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