question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I don't deserve a penis
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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