There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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