If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Enjoy the penises
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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