Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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