my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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