DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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