what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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