I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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