Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
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