walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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