Sry I called you an 8
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
