I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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