You can't special order awesome
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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