Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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