everyone is single if you try hard enough
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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