whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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