She announced her abortion via fbk
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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