i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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