you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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