It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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