Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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