she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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