its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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