Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
