I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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