uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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