let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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