no. you can't hotbox the world.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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