I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
