That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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