So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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