The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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