Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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