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(281): View more from Texas

I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.

(936): View more from Texas

haha now u have to piss out ur bum

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(818): View more from California

lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy

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(970): View more from Colorado

just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive

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(562): View more from California

I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset

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(716): View more from New York

You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.

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(512): View more from Texas

The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning

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(815): View more from Illinois

I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.

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(951): View more from California

Hows your mom

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Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.

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