just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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