I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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