it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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