Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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