I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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