Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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