Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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