I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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