you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
third nipple confirmed
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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