Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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