Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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