why didn't you poke me back
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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